Pathos - Panning Techniques Uncovered

Map Man is bandied in and around Coborg, handling proportional differences at arms length. For a small sum he was trained in basic box-plug protocols. A compulsory two-year 'Planter Box Posting' followed. Upon return to Coborg, Map Man required an oven and a slice to wag. "In Coborg" as the saying goes....

Driftwood Abandon

Increasingly, Map Man is abandoning traditional Japanese-driftwood practice, seeking out alternative ways to fuel his fires. Many happy returns are switching to broken down planter boxes, claiming, 'The sun is setting on driftwood'. Recent articles, however, suggest that driftwood dies hard. Even so, one feels that the recent switch to Planter Boxes must, in some way, be connected with the prevalence of Eider Down Syndrome in and around the wood fired ring. Driftwood values in the area have been affected and Coborg's only cafe strip is now ripe for panning. An oven operator out of Coborg agrees, 'Panning, both left and right, keeps the wood fires ringing!".